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My name is Taylor and Tumblr is the cure for all my boredom.

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absolutely-endless:

here’s a picture of dori speaking whale for your blog

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9 Favorite Pictures of Julian Delphiki

Draw your targets, aim your darts. I’m going to do well enough in this school that someday I’ll be the one with authority, and then it won’t matter who likes me. What will matter is who I like.

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donkjonah:

to infinity and beyonce

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• What girls say: I'm fine
• What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

thewholockgames:

feeding-the-swans:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I will now proceed with using this expression on all children that annoy and frustrate me.

I wonder if this is something they said on Gallifrey when the little time children misbehaved.

Definitely using this as an insult whenever I can

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hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

(via the-whale-incident)

dslites:

why does chad just carry a basketball to every class

like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies

chad u ok

chad

chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok

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• book: this character was really really ugly
• movie/series: no

theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

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